hummusman300:

Jack Spicer has been demoted from a villain to a projectile weapon.

(Source: notbadword)

plays

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

(Source: ghostworld2001)

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo

(Source: luxurygoldgodess)

unexist-me:

mareepe:


you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

(Source: spookbat)

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

We are very good at preparing to live, but not very good at living. We know how to sacrifice ten years for a diploma, and we are willing to work very hard to get a job, a car, a house, and so on. But we have difficulty remembering that we are alive in the present moment, the only moment there is for us to be alive.

   
Thich Nhat Hanh (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: psych-facts)

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol